Oh good, you’re still here.

You should know, Ms. Lillian Devine, mystic and fortune teller, takes her gin martinis dirty and her kimonos vintage. Surrounded by antiques and bizarre coincidences, she calls ‘em like her third eye sees ‘em.

Her readings can provide a quick slap across the face or a gentle hug, depending on the cards and how badly you need a slap across the face.

Tarot for gatherings, parties, events, or funerals is available with varying lengths of readings possible.

She takes pride in providing each sitter with greater clarity, a general sense of bewilderment, or the need to get another drink.